Bright fabric, blackout mood. This tee delivers dry humor with surgical precision - simple, blunt, and painfully relatable. Soft, breathable, and easy to throw on when your emotional battery is permanently in low-power mode. Minimal effort, maximum honesty. Smiling is optional.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton - soft, long-lasting feel
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Bright fabric, blackout mood. This tee delivers dry humor with surgical precision - simple, blunt, and painfully relatable. Soft, breathable, and easy to throw on when your emotional battery is permanently in low-power mode. Minimal effort, maximum honesty. Smiling is optional.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton - soft, long-lasting feel
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean