Warm on the outside, emotionally unavailable inside. This black hoodie pairs cozy comfort with perfectly dry dark humor simple, blunt, and painfully relatable. Soft, warm, and easy to wear, it fits low-energy days, dark moods, and people running on caffeine and sarcasm. Comfortable layer, honest message.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away inner label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Shipping Information
- Made to order and fulfilled via our US & EU production partners
- Delivery estimate is calculated at checkout based on your location
Warm on the outside, emotionally unavailable inside. This black hoodie pairs cozy comfort with perfectly dry dark humor simple, blunt, and painfully relatable. Soft, warm, and easy to wear, it fits low-energy days, dark moods, and people running on caffeine and sarcasm. Comfortable layer, honest message.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away inner label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Shipping Information
- Made to order and fulfilled via our US & EU production partners
- Delivery estimate is calculated at checkout based on your location